Ring, ring.

Me: Hello?

Telemarketer: Hey, is this Rochelle Koval?

Me: (Using my legal name is the kiss of death.)  Yes, it is.

T: Hey, this is Josh from Dish Network.  How ya doin’ today, Rochelle?

Me: Just fine, thanks.  How are you?

J: Great, thanks for asking, Rochelle.  Hey, so we’re over in your area giving some free estimates and we thought maybe we could hop on over and offer you an estimate for totally free satellite service.

Me: (How do you give an estimate for free service?) Well, actually, Josh, it happens that we don’t actually have a TV.

PREGNANT PAUSE.

J: (Nervous chuckle) Um, do you mean you don’t have a TV, like, yet?

No, I mean we don’t actually own any TVs, by choice.

J: Don’t you have even one TV?

Well, no, Josh, we don’t have any at all.

J: So like, not even one in, like, your bedroom?

That’s right.

J: Well, I mean, I’m just curious.  Is it OK if I ask why?

Sure.  We feel that the TV has a lot of language and values that we don’t want our kids (and ourselves) hearing and seeing.

J: (In deep sympathy) I see.  Hey, well, Rochelle, you have a nice day now.

I will, Josh.  Thanks.  You too.