The Background:

A couple of weeks ago, a speaker by the name of Yael Kaisman came to Cleveland to speak to the women of the Orthodox community.  Her theme was “illusions” and she spoke with a lot of candor and humor about how we live with certain illusions that steer us wrong.  One of the “illusions” she spoke about was teens and fashion.

As a teacher, she travels in various Orthodox circles.  She said once that the Modern Orthodox girls that she teaches are “afraid” to look too “religious” – they don’t want anyone to mistake them for “Bais Yaakov” girls.  So she got to thinking: what are the Bais Yaakov girls afraid of?

She asked her “Bais Yaakov” students: what are you afraid of, when you get dressed – whom don’t you want to look like?  The answer?  “We don’t want people to think we’re Chassidish.”

Well, Mrs. Kaisman teaches at a Chassidic seminary, so she asked the girls: What are YOU afraid of?  “We don’t want to look like Satmar (considered the most extreme).”

I found this all fascinating and funny in an ironic and even sad way.  One, we’re all afraid of something, and two, all these religious girls were afraid of looking TOO RELIGIOUS!  Well, it got me thinking.  What is everyone else afraid of?  So I conducted an entirely unscientific, unadjusted, non-random poll on Facebook, and here’s what people responded.  My challenge?  Conduct your own.  Post your results below.  Or just answer: what are you afraid of?

The Question:

Fill in the blanks:

Sometimes in my Judaism I am afraid that people will think I am too ______(religious, lax, dowdy, unintelligent, add your own).

Because of this I am careful with how I ________ (speak, dress, socialize, add you own).

In general, I feel _________(proud, sad, scared, secure, add you own) with this reality. 

The Answers:

Emily:  1) lax/unlearned/careless–it’s kinda all running together with that first blank. 2) speak 3) annoyed

Skylar:  heretical
because I don’t want to be “frum [religious] enough” like they are (since why
WOULDN’T you want to take on every chumrah [stringency]?!) / socialize? / angry and
divisive 

Rivki:   unapproachable/speak and act/burdened, but not in a bad way

Wendy: religious, speak and dress, sad and strange

Lila:  “gullible,” “use G-d language,” “mystified by”

Chris:  dogmatic, communicate, sensitive

Marty:  extreme and hypocritical

Leora:  close-minded….when clearly frum women can be the most open-minded, witty individuals out there…

Alex:  Unobservant; write; ok, as in my heart I know Im doing my best/what’s right for me

Skylar:   Another
one: too politically liberal (since orthodox Jews are supposed to be
Republicans/neo-Cons, right?) / speak and who I share my real opinions
with / delegitimized and like I can’t speak honestly without being
treated like a traitor, idiot, someone who hates Israel, or is not a
“real” orthodox Jew (since I come from a non-Jewish background and/or
have advanced degrees).

Anonymous:  On
one hand, in one community- sometimes I feel too UNOBSERVANT in my
Judaism. Because of this I am careful with how I dress and speak. In
general, I feel happy yet hypocritical with this reality– It feels
right, but it’s not where I am 100% of the time. I don’t feel that I
can or need to explain my life story to everyone I meet, but so it is…

On
the other hand (cue Tevya), in another community, I often feel TOO
observant. Because of this I am careful with how I interact with them
and also in how I act, lest I give them a reason to think me as being
someone who “thinks they’re better”- which is not the case. In general,
that leaves me sad.. and confused.. and wholly INsecure.

Anonymous:  Sometimes in my
Judaism I am afraid that people will think I am too self
assured.

Because of this I am careful with how I communicate.

Anonymous:  Sometimes in my Judaism I am afraid that people will think I am too “heretical/not frum enough.”  Because of this I am careful with how I “dress and speak.”  In general, I feel “insecure and angry” with this reality.

Here’s mine:  Sometimes in my Judaism I am afraid people will think I am too dowdy or frumpy.  Because of this I am careful to walk that very fine line including both fashion and my religious values of modesty.  In general I feel OK with this reality, but wonder if I am really being judged or assessed that way, or if it’s more my overactive imagination.

And now… what are you afraid of?