Follow my instructions exactly:

Take one chicken.

Hold it by its wings.

Move it around your head in a circle, halo-style, three times.

Now say this:

“This is my exchange, this is my substitute, this is my atonement. This rooster/hen will go to its death (or this money will go to charity), while I will enter and proceed to a good long life and to peace.”

Now give the chicken to a kosher slaughterer (shoichet) and donate the chicken to charity.

Nice!  You’ve just done the ritual called “kapparos” – pronounced “ka-PUH-ros” (long “o”).  Or, in Yiddish, shlugged kapparos.

Allow me to qualify a few points:

1. This is a custom, that is traditionally done around Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.  NOT a law.  There’s a big difference.

2. Many have the custom to perform this ritual with money that will go to charity instead of a chicken that will go to charity.  Back in the day, fowl was currency.  It’s cool to continue traditions exactly as they were done back in the day; it certainly enhances preservation of our faith.  But the point is charity, so if you’re squeamish, vegan, or a germaphobe, money is the way to go.

3. The chicken is not harmed or mistreated.  They are handled at least as well as regular chickens are handled for normal food consumption.  If the way chickens are handled for normal food consumption bothers you, I am sorry, but that is a whole ‘nother blog.

4. The concept is that the consequences of our misdeeds can be symbolically transferred to the animal, and simultaneously, wake us up to the reality that our deeds indeed do have consequences, in a very technicolor way.  By sacrificing it (or anything of value) to charity, we have the priceless opportunity to gain absolvement for those misdeeds.  Caveat: if you do kapparos, and keep on sinning, you’ve just wasted a chicken and your time.  This ain’t no presto-chango hoojie woojie – it’s supposed to be a supplementary device in the general repentance toolbox.

5. Interested in trying it out?  Let me know… I can work it out for ya.

Ever tried kapparos??  What was your experience?